Q1. What's the craziest thing you have ever invented?
A: It was my flippy floppy flippy floppy but now it is Howard the Head.
Q2. What is your favourite invention?
A. My automatic bottom wiper. It is very refreshing.
Q3. Where did you get your qualifications?
A. I went to the University of Inventing.
Q4. Whats the hardest thing about making a head?
A. Making it isn't the hardest thing. It is to make it shut up!
Q5. What do you do when you're not inventing?
A. I love listening to Barry Manilow while doing pottery.
